One I Prepared Earlier: Amok Time

I've been asked if I would upload the older email Spams to this blog. While I don't know if I'll do all of them - most of them suck balls - I figured I could at least start with the Season Two ones. Some, like this one, will only have minor revisions. Others (Who Mourns For Apollo) will have to be completely re-written, so I may not do that one. 


Anyway, get your neuro-paralyser ready as - 

Friday Trek Spam: Catspaw

Today's episode is Catspaw. This is apparently the first and only Halloween themed episode of ToS. Welp! Maybe I should have done this in October then? Oh well, too late. I mean I could save it for next year, but honestly, who knows if I can keep this blog going until next year? (If I do, you guys should totally buy me a pony or something.)

By the by, if you guys know of any Christmas themed episodes, let me know and I may do that one next.

But there are still two weeks to go until Christmas, so for now have some Trek Spam.

I am so tired right now, you don't even know

Friday Trek Spam: The Doomsday Machine

Today’s episode is The Doomsday Machine. I think this episode is actually pretty good - the first time I watched it, I was legit tense.

That being said, I get legit tense while watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; so make of that what you will. You should totally watch that show,by the way. It will change your life; no lie.

But no time for ponies, this is Star Trek country!

Friay Trek Spam: The Apple

Today's episode is The Apple and guys, it is made of crack and win! It is the first episode to mark the début of the Friday Trek Spam Drinking Game, so if you want to get really drunk really quickly you should totally play this! 'Cos we all just wanna be big rock stars... or something... *ahem*

Moving On

The Friday Trek Spam Drinking Game

If you know me fairly well this post will not surprise you.

In fact the only thing that will surprise you is how long it took me to suggest one.

 But, as people keep telling me, I have only one year left - actually, only about 10 months now - to become a rock star and die in order to become a legend. Now those people are overlooking the fact that I am in no way musically inclined, and also that I am the most boring person on the planet. My idea of a good time is to watch and recap Star Trek episodes. This is not consistent with a rock star life style.

However, with this drinking game I will be able to achieve in one measly hour what would otherwise take years of hard living and hard drinking to attain. You guys can play along with me and together we can achieve complete liver failure!

 If you can think of any good rules that I have missed, let me know in the comments and I will edit the post!

I can't - what is - *brain breaks*

I don't know what the hell I just watched, but here:



Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Friday Trek Spam: The Changeling

So this is the first proper Trek Spam in a long time. I’ve been meaning to do these more often but like my life is hard. [Also I was distracted by ponies! ]

I am like legit exhausted tonight, but because people keep asking when they will see another of these I feel compelled to write one. So this is dedicated to you



Yes, you! You know who you are (even if I don’t.)

I will try to be more regular, but I can’t promise anything. I know that some of you think that it is my job to write these but, unless you are willing to pay me actual money you will just have to deal with my irregularities.

Anyways, on that passive aggressive note, it’s time for today’s episode: The Changeling

This week I'm

Reading:
Stuff White People Like - Christian Lander
On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft - Stephen King
Kushiel's Dart - Jacqueline Carey

Watching:
Pretty Little Liars (2x12)
The Prisoner (1x2)
Mad Men (1x3)

I might start Hellsing this week. Or Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann. It depends on whether I feel like vampires or mecha. I also sort-of want to re-watch Death Note.  Because Light Yagami was the first (AND BEST) of my imaginary-animated-teenage-meglomanic-boyfriends.

This week I'm

Reading:
Questions for the Movie Answer Man - Roger Ebert
White Cat - Holly Black

Watching:
Pretty Little Liars (eventually)

May start Hellsing.